{"id":3142,"date":"2021-06-16T13:59:17","date_gmt":"2021-06-16T13:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/evangelineponders.com\/?p=3142"},"modified":"2021-06-16T14:32:23","modified_gmt":"2021-06-16T14:32:23","slug":"2nd-year-wedding-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/evangelineponders.com\/index.php\/2021\/06\/16\/2nd-year-wedding-anniversary\/","title":{"rendered":"2nd year Wedding anniversary"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

About a week ago, Wing and I had this conversation just before bed.<\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Me: So for our anniversary coming up… I haven’t got you a present yet and I don’t know what to get.
Wing: Oh! Er… I haven’t thought about it either.
Me: Well if we agree not to do presents then we don’t need to worry about it.
Wing: Hmm. Did we get anything last year (for the 1st year anniversary)?
Me: *Death stare<\/em>*
Wing: Oh! I remember what I got you now. Hmm but did you get me anything?
Me: *Severe death stare*<\/em>
Wing: …*Thinking face*<\/em>
Me: Right. OK. Think about what material is associated with 1st year anniversary, that may help you remember.
Wing: Huh?
5 seconds later
Wing: Oh! I remember what you got me now (meaning the key present which was a custom map from TheNightSky). What has that got to do with any material?
Me: It’s paper!
Wing: Oh REALLY!?
Me: *speechless face*<\/em>
Wing: Oh then what is the material for 2nd year anniversary?
Me: Cotton
Wing: Oh! You have run out of cotton wool pads, I can get you 2 packs of those.
Me & Wing: *Laugh*<\/em>
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Happy anniversary you weirdo.
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About a week ago, Wing and I had this conversation just before bed. Me: So for our anniversary coming up… I haven’t got you a present yet and I don’t know what to get.Wing: Oh! Er… I haven’t thought about it either. Me: Well if we agree not to do presents then we don’t need …<\/p>\n

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