About a week ago, Wing and I had this conversation just before bed.
Me: So for our anniversary coming up… I haven’t got you a present yet and I don’t know what to get.
Wing: Oh! Er… I haven’t thought about it either.
Me: Well if we agree not to do presents then we don’t need to worry about it.
Wing: Hmm. Did we get anything last year (for the 1st year anniversary)?
Me: *Death stare*
Wing: Oh! I remember what I got you now. Hmm but did you get me anything?
Me: *Severe death stare*
Wing: …*Thinking face*
Me: Right. OK. Think about what material is associated with 1st year anniversary, that may help you remember.
Wing: Huh?
5 seconds later
Wing: Oh! I remember what you got me now (meaning the key present which was a custom map from TheNightSky). What has that got to do with any material?
Me: It’s paper!
Wing: Oh REALLY!?
Me: *speechless face*
Wing: Oh then what is the material for 2nd year anniversary?
Me: Cotton
Wing: Oh! You have run out of cotton wool pads, I can get you 2 packs of those.
Me & Wing: *Laugh*
Happy anniversary you weirdo.